aint-no-rest-for-the-wicked:

wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…

did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world

this made me squeal 

Snowy Fox by Rob Lee

heatherm00ch:

tinnyhouse:

i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name

I’m trying so hard not to crack up RN

sylvanburningcenter:

gcart:

My first one, it was too damn cute to not do! Sandysaur!

THIS IS THE COOLEST ONE WTF IT EVEN HAS A BACKSTORY AND LIKE HABITS?????

kahtiihma:

the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE 

BRILLIANT THANK YOU

(Source: amourlemonde)

scarymerry:

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames

get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

he probably thinks that link is zelda

italy-the-pasta-lover:

lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:

THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady

Jafar you pedo

brigwife:

idontdowords:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

Damn, I thought it was like a night where everyone got together to build a fortress. From sheets and stuff.

you’re kidding

bioshck:

“hey dad, what does your tattoo mean?” *chuckles* “this old thing? it’s an old japanese proverb; it translates to ‘shinji get in the fucking robot’”